adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
literally adventure time knows their shit
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
"motivation for life in general and the ability to like get out of bed in the morning"
"make phone calls without hyperventilating"
"have job interviews without stuttering"
"being able to function as an adult in society"
why the hell are clothes so expensive? they’re literally just bits of material that stop us being naked in public. you should be paying me to wear clothes because you do not want to see me without them
i could wear the same shirt 25 times in a row and it would still be none of your business 25 times in a row