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why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it

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"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

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Cut outs, Pejac

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I eat a lot for someone who’s terrified of gaining weight.

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"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

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"I think that if I could fall asleep next to you every night, I’d never really be sad again."

- Midnight thoughts (I already miss you)

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